hot_foot_steph | (no subject)

This conversation is about a girl named Carroll who hurts the feelings of those in love with her. Let's take a moment of silence before we continue reading.

*moment of silence*

Okay, you may proceed.

Me :d
Carroll: oops!
Me: HE'S LICKING HIS LIPS!
Carroll: is that appropriate?
Me: YES. 'CAUSE HE THINKS YOU'RE HOT.
Carrpll: that makes me nervous.
Me: but what if he's in love with you?
Carroll: well i'm not in love with him!
Me: what if the face just wants booty?
Me: what then, Carroll?
Me: what will you do?
Carroll: i'm not a pirate. i don't have booty.
Carroll: he'll have to look elsewhere.